10.28.2007

To the stinky guy at the gym...

...brush your teeth before you workout.  You were breathing such a toxic fume it made me feel ill and cut my workout short.

And to the fat guy.  I'm thrilled you're working out - it takes a lot of courage and confidence to take the first steps to a healthier body.  But for the love of everything holy - stop dressing like you're a 110 lb jogger.  Get rid of the sweat band around your head, the short shorts (ahhh!) and the muscle shirts.  

2 comments:

michael lewis said...

That would be 49.9 kg.

What a sight that would be! Where are the photos?

I like to watch fat people. Makes me thankful for being in relatively decent shape.

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